Top ten reasons why top ten lists should be banned from WordPress….

10. No blogger worth his/her salt would ever do a top ten list.
9.   Slacker bloggers will do a top ten list just to get a quick post.
8.   Some slackers have difficulty thinking of ten reasons.
7.   Slackers will ask a question and count it as a reason.
6.   It gives slackers an excuse to post a blog.
5.   Some slackers have difficulty thinking of ten reasons.
4.   A slacker will repeat a reason just to fill out his top ten list.
3.   Did I mention that some slackers will ask a question and count it as a reason?
2.   At this point, slackers only have to think of one more reason.

And finally, the number one reason that top ten list should be banned from WordPress…

1.   As evidenced by the time you have just wasted, they are extremely irritating.

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17 Responses to Top ten reasons why top ten lists should be banned from WordPress….

  1. Barbara says:

    Well, it passed a few seconds……

    Now, a top 100 list, that would be something worth reading!!

    • Big Al says:

      Let me see if I understand this correctly readers. You collectively prefer that I don’t post anymore top ten lists. Do I have that right? Let me know for sure because I have several ready to go if you would like more. Thanks.

  2. pegoleg says:

    Don’t think of it as slacking – this kind of post is entertainment for the crickets.

  3. Funny, I just finished reading the top 10 rankings for colleges on the HuffPost. I suppose this inanity inspired you to innovate. Please don’t do it again, it is lame.

  4. I’ve never heard of “Top Ten Lists” so that may say something. There are lots of Blogs I do not follow. Especialy the one’s whose main production is to import material in from elsewhere without adding any comment or real reason for reproducing it. Yours always makes me think or smile so I shall continue to visit it, lists or not

  5. Tilly Bud says:

    List ten reasons why you shouldn’t pay me a finders fee 🙂

Your turn to write, but please don't be wittier than me. My ego is quite fragile.

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