These are the kinds of things that give storks a bad name…..

I am starting a new series (and category) called “Our litigious society”. In this day and age, where people sue and counter sue at the drop of a hat, it seems deserving of its own special place in blog land.  So to start things off in a rousing fashion, I submit the following.

A woman in Ohio is suing an abortion clinic over a botched abortion that resulted in her remaining pregnant and delivering a healthy baby girl. You can read the story to find out the medical reasons she wanted an abortion.

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It doesn’t matter which side of the abortion issue you are on, the point is this: when the baby becomes a little girl and asks where babies come from, I guess “the stork brings you” is off the table now.

With today’s emphasis on the value of being completely honest with our children, would the conversation go something like this?:

“Mommy. where did I come from?”

“Well, dear, to tell the truth, you’re not even supposed to be here.”

“Why not, mommy?”

“Well sweetums, you were going to be a problem for me so I tried to have you killed.”

“If I’m not supposed to be here, then how did I get here?”

“Well bumpkins, the doctor who was supposed to kill you made a mistake.”

“I guess I’m pretty lucky to be here then, huh mommy?”

“Yes honey bun, but the doctor has to pay for this terrible mistake, so I am suing him for not killing you.”

“But aren’t you happy I was born?”

“I certainly am doll baby, you are exhibit #1 in my lawsuit!”

And the beat goes on.

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18 Responses to These are the kinds of things that give storks a bad name…..

  1. Barbara says:

    I think about blogging about things like this sometimes, and get all wound up about them, but I don’t want all that negativity on my blog! WordPress allows you to have more than one blog, I was thinking of setting up a second one within to express my outrage at the world…. But then I probably won’t. I don’t get enough time to write my posts for the blog I have!!

    • Al says:

      I had a second blog for a while during the recent Presidential election. I decided not to clutter this one up with political postings and comments.

      The catch: all the posts were in limerick form and the comments had to be also. It was kind of fun. You can still get there (I think) at http://politicalprisms.wordpress.com/

  2. pattisj says:

    Sad to say, but you should be able to come up with a lot of fodder for this new category.

  3. pegoleg says:

    Too bad she didn’t deliver in Illinois. Thanks to then-Senator Obama and his colleagues bravely standing up for victims of botched abortions in our fair state (meaning adults who end up with a living baby, not the baby who miraculously survived the procedure, if only for a short while) they could just toss it atop a pile of stained sheets in the operating room for a while. With no legal requirement to try to save it, nature takes its course and the intended victim becomes “unalive” all on its own.

  4. Yes, we are a litigious society. I must say, you started off your series with a bang. I can’t wrap my head around this one, then again, approaching something irrational with a rational approach is just, well, not rational… 😐

  5. I hope she gets a ton of money because she’s going to need it to pay for that child’s therapy.

  6. Ohhh don’t get me started. This is a contentious topic for sure. I had an old boss who said almost daily, A**holes, every where I look A**holes. Dianne

  7. Bernice says:

    That’s just wrong on so many levels. What is wrong with people?

  8. To be an exhibit in a lawsuit is an ambition I’ve never thought of before. Thought provoking and amusing as always. Hope you had a good Easter

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