This just in…..technology sets roadblock for horny men….developing…

We can send men to the moon and back! We can land a spacecraft on a zooming comet! We can look billions of years into the past! Why can’t we invent a bra that unfastens itself……wait!……never mind.

http://wearablesinsider.com/2014/01/29/japanese-smart-bra-measures-true-love-unlocks-finds/

The pressure’s on guys. No longer will those cheesy pick up lines do the trick. It’s got to be the real deal or it’s no deal. And if you do get past level one with honest emotion and sensitivity, get ready for step two…..techno-panties that can detect the quality of your genes. You know they’re coming….

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Retired from a couple of professions, trying my hand at writing about the events in our lives.
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18 Responses to This just in…..technology sets roadblock for horny men….developing…

  1. Jane Thorne says:

    You are a delight Al. I have said it before and I feel compelled to say it again…rock on my Bro. ❤

  2. Just found your blog thru Dianne at SchmidleysScribbling. Look forward to coming back for some more, er, advice.

    • Al says:

      Thanks for visiting, Tom. Dianne’s is one of the most interesting sites around. I learn so much history from her.

      As for my advice, it is so valuable that it and $6.00 will get you a Starbucks latte any day!

  3. Every man’s nightmare. Too bad it wasn’t invented sooner.

  4. Here’s what I want to know, Al: how did you kind this story? Did you find your way around the safety blocks on your computer…again? 😉

  5. Grannymar says:

    How did we manage in the olden days without the aid of APPS!

  6. pegoleg says:

    Oh. Lord. Just when you think you’ve seen everything. What if cupid’s arrow finds the poor woman in the middle of an important business meeting?

    I don’t know that we want to experience the same type of uncontrolled, physical response heretofore reserved for 14-year-old boys.

  7. misswhiplash says:

    you been at the beer again? techno panties,,,,self opening bras..? I notice that this is all ladies stuff . What about equality? loved it really..its a good laugh..you have a brilliant mind!

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