This just in…..technology sets roadblock for horny men….developing…

We can send men to the moon and back! We can land a spacecraft on a zooming comet! We can look billions of years into the past! Why can’t we invent a bra that unfastens itself……wait!……never mind.

http://wearablesinsider.com/2014/01/29/japanese-smart-bra-measures-true-love-unlocks-finds/

The pressure’s on guys. No longer will those cheesy pick up lines do the trick. It’s got to be the real deal or it’s no deal. And if you do get past level one with honest emotion and sensitivity, get ready for step two…..techno-panties that can detect the quality of your genes. You know they’re coming….

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18 thoughts on “This just in…..technology sets roadblock for horny men….developing…

    1. Thanks for visiting, Tom. Dianne’s is one of the most interesting sites around. I learn so much history from her.

      As for my advice, it is so valuable that it and $6.00 will get you a Starbucks latte any day!

    1. I long ago broke the code on the parental controls my wife put on my computer. My specialty was cryptography when I was in the Navy….all I can tell you about that is this: XYUBT WELOC RKLAS HGCYE OUYXL!

  1. Oh. Lord. Just when you think you’ve seen everything. What if cupid’s arrow finds the poor woman in the middle of an important business meeting?

    I don’t know that we want to experience the same type of uncontrolled, physical response heretofore reserved for 14-year-old boys.

  2. you been at the beer again? techno panties,,,,self opening bras..? I notice that this is all ladies stuff . What about equality? loved it really..its a good laugh..you have a brilliant mind!

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