We can send men to the moon and back! We can land a spacecraft on a zooming comet! We can look billions of years into the past! Why can’t we invent a bra that unfastens itself……wait!……never mind.
Japanese Smart Bra Measures “True Love,” Unlocks When It Finds It
The pressure’s on guys. No longer will those cheesy pick up lines do the trick. It’s got to be the real deal or it’s no deal. And if you do get past level one with honest emotion and sensitivity, get ready for step two…..techno-panties that can detect the quality of your genes. You know they’re coming….
The Cvillean 
You are a delight Al. I have said it before and I feel compelled to say it again…rock on my Bro. ❤
I feel duty bound to alert the masses to any new technology that will profoundly affect their lives!
Just found your blog thru Dianne at SchmidleysScribbling. Look forward to coming back for some more, er, advice.
Thanks for visiting, Tom. Dianne’s is one of the most interesting sites around. I learn so much history from her.
As for my advice, it is so valuable that it and $6.00 will get you a Starbucks latte any day!
Every man’s nightmare. Too bad it wasn’t invented sooner.
I expect bra sales to skyrocket and marriages to all but disappear.
I seem to recall that men have other uses, but my mind plays tricks on me sometimes.
LOL! Maybe to warm up the car on a cold winter morning….but not much else.
Here’s what I want to know, Al: how did you kind this story? Did you find your way around the safety blocks on your computer…again? 😉
I long ago broke the code on the parental controls my wife put on my computer. My specialty was cryptography when I was in the Navy….all I can tell you about that is this: XYUBT WELOC RKLAS HGCYE OUYXL!
I’m a bit of a code breaker myself. SPR90M XXOPM6O0!
How did we manage in the olden days without the aid of APPS!
Can virtual bras be far behind?
So long as they don’t hang low! 😆
Oh. Lord. Just when you think you’ve seen everything. What if cupid’s arrow finds the poor woman in the middle of an important business meeting?
I don’t know that we want to experience the same type of uncontrolled, physical response heretofore reserved for 14-year-old boys.
The challenge of being a cad and still scoring was half the fun!
you been at the beer again? techno panties,,,,self opening bras..? I notice that this is all ladies stuff . What about equality? loved it really..its a good laugh..you have a brilliant mind!
It’s always all about the ladies, Patrecia, you know that!